Sung to the tune of "The 12 Days of Christmas"
On the 1st day of Christmas we found in the book drop...
... a banana beginning to rot!
On the 2nd day of Christmas we found in the book drop...
... 2 used band-aids
and a banana beginning to rot!
On the 3rd day of Christmas we found in the book drop...
... 3 maxipads
2 used band-aids
and a banana beginning to rot!
On the 4th day of Christmas we found in the book drop...
... 4 cockroaches
3 maxipads
2 used band-aids
and a banana beginning to rot!
On the 5th day of Christmas we found in the book drop...
... 5 books from another libraryyyyy
4 cockroaches
3 maxipads
2 used band-aids
and a banana beginning to rot!
On the 6th day of Christmas we found in the book drop...
... 6 lost school notes
5 books from another libraryyyyy
4 cockroaches
3 maxipads
2 used band-aids
and a banana beginning to rot!
On the 7th day of Christmas we found in the book drop...
... 7 cracked cases
6 lost school notes
5 books from another libraryyyyy
4 cockroaches
3 maxipads
2 used band-aids
and a banana beginning to rot!
On the 8th day of Christmas we found in the book drop...
... 8 unglued spines
7 cracked cases
6 lost school notes
5 books from another libraryyyyy
4 cockroaches
3 maxipads
2 used band-aids
and a banana beginning to rot!
On the 9th day of Christmas we found in the book drop...
... 9 candy wrappers
8 unglued spines
7 cracked cases
6 lost school notes
5 books from another libraryyyyy
4 cockroaches
3 maxipads
2 used band-aids
and a banana beginning to rot!
On the 10th day of Christmas we found in the book drop...
... 10 crumpled tissues
9 candy wrappers
8 unglued spines
7 cracked cases
6 lost school notes
5 books from another libraryyyyy
4 cockroaches
3 maxipads
2 used band-aids
and a banana beginning to rot!
On the 11th day of Christmas we found in the book drop...
... 11 broken crayons
10 crumpled tissues
9 candy wrappers
8 unglued spines
7 cracked cases
6 lost school notes
5 books from another libraryyyyy
4 cockroaches
3 maxipads
2 used band-aids
and a banana beginning to rot!
On the 12th day of Christmas we found in the book drop...
... 12 moldy pages
11 broken crayons
10 crumpled tissues
9 candy wrappers
8 unglued spines
7 cracked cases
6 lost school notes
5 books from another libraryyyyy
4 cockroaches
3 maxipads
2 used band-aids
and a banana beginning to rot!
This is brilliant!
ReplyDeleteHeehee, thank you! ^__^
DeleteOne time I found a smashed rose at the bottom of the book drop.
ReplyDeleteI want to know the story behind that one. A present for the librarians? A commentary on unrequited love? A lost bookmark of the botanically inclined?
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